Booze, Baseball, and another "B"

Thursday, May 05, 2005

What the....

As I woke up the other morning, I looked over to my closet to see a four-foot tall bottle of VitaminWater sitting there (Formula 50 no less). As I took this in, I leaned back onto my bed, closed my eyes, and told myself "alright, Jason, that's it; you've finally lost it."

I opened my eyes and looked again, and the damn thing was still there!

However upon closer inspection, I saw that it was just a regular-sized bottle that was sitting on my desk, close to my bed (and thus, affecting my depth perception).

Luckily for me, and probably a few other people, I haven't lost it yet.


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